Want to be an epic uke? Check out the following rules the following rules:
- You must be shorter than your seme.
- If you’re not, then get your seme to wear really tall shoes or learn how to fly. Still, you could always
wear a leash and crawl on the floor like a dogcrouch down…
- You must be a super cute bishie.
- You must be clueless and/or innocent, but if you can’t be either, just be like aki from Honto Yajuu
- You must always blush when your seme does ecchi things to you- it’s common courtesy.
- It is also common courtesy to make erotic noises like ‘ahn!’ every second while your seme pleasures you.
- It’s okay if you’re tsundere- that just makes you cuter.
- You must always be loyal to your seme.
- It’s okay to be a damsel in distress once in a while- a lot of fujoshi dig that.
- You must not smoke- that’s a seme thing. Also, かわいくないだよ！Though it is permitted if you are seriously badass.
- Don’t worry if you’re older than your seme- the whole older uke younger seme thing is more common than you think… (*cough* *cough* Junjouromantickisaandyukinapair *cough* *cough*)
- When dealing with a chibi seme, it’s okay to make the first move, but remember to leave the rest of it to the seme- he’ll know what to do. 😉
- Naked Aprons are powerful. Use them with caution.
- You body is the ultimate gift for your seme.
- And the most obvious one: you must be on the bottom- always…
~EpicCupcake signing out.