The Epic Uke Handbook

Want to be an epic uke? Check out the following rules the following rules:

  1. You must be shorter than your seme.
  2. If you’re not, then get your seme to wear really tall shoes or learn how to fly. Still, you could always wear a leash and crawl on the floor like a dog crouch down…
  3. You must be a super cute bishie.
  4. You must be clueless and/or innocent, but if you can’t be either, just be like aki from Honto Yajuu
  5. You must always blush when your seme does ecchi things to you- it’s common courtesy.
  6. It is also common courtesy to make erotic noises like ‘ahn!’ every second while your seme pleasures you.
  7. It’s okay if you’re tsundere- that just makes you cuter.
  8. You must always be loyal to your seme.
  9. It’s okay to be a damsel in distress once in a while- a lot of fujoshi dig that.
  10. You must not smoke- that’s a seme thing. Also, かわいくないだよ!Though it is permitted if you are seriously badass.
  11. Don’t worry if you’re older than your seme- the whole older uke younger seme thing is more common than you think… (*cough* *cough* Junjouromantickisaandyukinapair *cough* *cough*)
  12.  When dealing with a chibi seme, it’s okay to make the first move, but remember to leave the rest of it to the seme- he’ll know what to do. 😉
  13. Naked Aprons are powerful. Use them with caution.
  14. You body is the ultimate gift for your seme.
  15. And the most obvious one: you must be on the bottom- always…

~EpicCupcake signing out.


2 thoughts on “The Epic Uke Handbook

  1. SENPAI says:

    thats literally everything im looking for in a yaoi wtf did u just read my desires like if anyone knows any manga like this other than what i’ve already read, iv love to hear it

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