Want to be an epic seme? Check out the following rules the following rules:
- You must be taller than your uke.
- If not, wear really tall shoes or learn how to fly.
- You must not cry- that’s an uke thing.*
- You must not blush- again, that’s an uke thing. Personally, I don’t mind because blushing semes are moe.*
- You must not eat sweets- period.*
- You must have perverted thoughts about doing it with your uke everyday (or at least a few times a week).
- Feel free to use ropes on your uke- nothing says romance more than a little yandere-ism.
- You must be overprotective of your uke- remember: everyone is after him.
- A fujoshi may be spying on you doing ecchi stuff with your uke. Don’t stop- ignore her and continue.
- Your ultimate goal is to successfully pleasure your uke. Don’t let him fall asleep without giving him a night he’ll NEVER forget. 😉
- Don’t worry if you are younger than your uke- older uke younger seme couples are more common than you think.
- You must be a super sexy bishounen- if you’re not, you are wasting your time (AND mine).
- You must be stronger than your uke. Most ukes want a man who’ll protect them/come running to their rescue. If you are weak, pretend.
- You must be able to pin down a grown man with one hand. It may be tough, but practice makes perfect!
- And the most obvious: you must be on top- always.
*Do unless you are a chibi seme (moe… *drools*)
~EpicCupcake signing out.